If You Got a Sub-Prime Loan...

...the government wants to help you.

From Mayor Sam:

For those of you who signed one of those fun, little sub-prime mortgage loans -- and ended up getting burnt, George Bush has set up a toll free line for those who either couldn't read the contract, didn't read the contract, didn't care about the contract, or were simply victims of "predatory lending" by the banks that held guns to their heads to take these loans, please call:

1-(888) 995-HOPE! (That's H-O-P-E)

I almost want to call and just see what they can do for me, in general.